谢尔顿经典语录英文

2. "Smart is the new sexy."

3. "The need to find another human being to share one's life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself."

4. "Yes, I'm arrogant, impatient, and a pain in the ass. What else do you want to know?"

5. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

6. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

7. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

8. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

9. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

10. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

11. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

12. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

13. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

14. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

15. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

16. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

17. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

18. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

19. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

20. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

21. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

22. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

23. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

24. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

25. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

26. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

27. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

28. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

29. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

30. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

31. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

32. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

33. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

34. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

35. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

36. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

37. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

38. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

39. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

40. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

41. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

42. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

43. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

44. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

45. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

46. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

47. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

48. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

49. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

50. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

51. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

52. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

53. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

54. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

55. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

56. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

57. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

58. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

59. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

60. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

61. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

62. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

63. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

64. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

65. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

66. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

67. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

68. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

69. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

70. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

71. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

72. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

73. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

74. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

75. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

76. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

77. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

78. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

79. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

80. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

81. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

82. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

83. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

84. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

85. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

86. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

87. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

88. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

89. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

90. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

91. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

92. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

93. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

94. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

95. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

96. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

97. "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

98. "I'm not saying that humans are irrelevant, I'm just saying that we have no rational justification for being surprised by the fact that they're annoying."

99. "Why are you crying? Were you hit by a car? No? Then shut up."

100. "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."